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The Test of Time

Are the classic movies of our childhood as good as we remember them? Join us as we take a fresh look at our favorite films and ask if they stand The Test of Time. Hosted by Alan Noah and James Brief
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Are the classic movies of our childhood really as great as we remember them? Hosts Alan Noah and James Brief take a fresh look at our favorite films to see if they've stood The Test of Time.

 

Show logo by: Courtney Enos-Robertson

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Sep 22, 2017

A young woman dreams of escaping her wicked stepmother and finding her prince in the animated Disney classic, Cinderella.
 
Listen to find out what the movie's singing mice have in common with Ozzy Osbourne, what glass slippers have in common with a dress made of asbestos, and what James has in common with Prince Charming. We also talk about Star Wars Episode IX's director drama before finding out if 1950's Cinderella stands the Test of Time.
Sep 15, 2017

An innocent daddy’s girl grows into a young woman who can really shake 'em down in 1987's Dirty Dancing.
 
This week, Brat Pack America author Kevin Smokler joins us to chat about platonic friends who like to grind on each other, the award that Patrick Swayze definitely should *not* have won, and what "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" really means. 
 
You’ll have the time of your life (sorry... we couldn't resist) as we find out if Dirty Dancing stands the Test of Time.
Sep 8, 2017

Three friends travel for two weeks to find the one thing that life is all about in 1991's City Slickers.  
 
This week, we talk about the midlife crisis movie genre (its a thing!), Bruno Kirby's awesome/awful mustache, and what you should never do when delivering a calf by hand. Plus hear how Alan factors into the best *and* worst days of James' life as we find out if City Slickers stands the Test of Time.
Sep 1, 2017

They're the galaxy defenders who won't let you remember. They are... the Men in Black.

As we chat about the 1997 blockbuster, we question how an organization whose agents are named with a single letter can have more than 26 members. We wonder about the poor woman who Agent K left behind. And we question the logic of a bug-loving alien who wants to destroy a planet filled with bugs. By the end of this episode, you will know if Men in Black stands the Test of Time (though we can't promise no one will come along and erase your memories.)
Aug 25, 2017

A couple of guys named Maverick and Goose feel the need... the need... for flying really, really fast in 1986's Top Gun.
 
Listen in and learn how to remove an appendix, the rules of nickname creation, and what we really think about the Top Gun Nintendo game. This movie may separate the best of the best from the best of the best of the best, but does Top Gun stand the Test of Time?
Aug 18, 2017

Maybe you won't like our episode about Wayne's World. Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of our butts.

This is the movie that taught a generation how to rock out to Bohemian Rhapsody. It *may* have inspired Michael Scott's favorite joke. And it's gotta be the only film ever to make fun of Laverne & Shirley, Nuprin, and visiting Delaware.
 
It's the standard by which all other Saturday Night Live movies are measured, but does Wayne's World stand the Test of Time?
Aug 11, 2017

Better Off Dead takes your typical teen angst love story and adds in skiing, slapstick, and suicide. 
 
We discuss the unspoken 80's rule about cutting out cereal box UPC codes, the Charles De Mar method of thwarting a bully, and those special occasions when you just gotta have a montage.
 
The only thing we want more than our TWO DOLLARS is to find out if Better Off Dead stands the Test of Time.
Aug 4, 2017

Before they were household names, Bradley Cooper, Amy Poehler, and Paul Rudd starred in a micro-budgeted film about the last day of summer camp: 2001's Wet Hot American Summer.

Listen in as we talk about our all-time favorite skit from The State, the trouble with too much honesty, and the most realistic thing in a movie that features a talking can of vegetables. In the end, we ask if Wet Hot American Summer stands the Test of Time.
Jul 28, 2017

Wooden stakes, holy water, and garlic. These three weapons, two Coreys, and one old fart of a grandfather go head to head against the vampires of Santa Carla in 1987’s The Lost Boys.
 
In this episode, we debate which is cooler, zombies or vampires. We learn about the former child actor who is a proud fast food franchisee. And we ponder what the hell was the deal with that heavy metal sax player. Alison Brie, mullets, and Super Soakers also factor into the conversation as we find out if The Lost Boys stands the Test of Time.
Jul 21, 2017

A disgruntled cabbie, a zany radio host, and the perfect woman team up to stop the ultimate evil in 1997's The Fifth Element.
 
In a wide-ranging conversation, we touch on the movie's connections to Minority Report, Attack of the Clones, and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Plus we talk about Master of None, the African country Mauritania, and we reveal everything we know about fashion (it doesn't take long). Only then do we determine if The Fifth Element stands the Test of Time.
Jul 14, 2017

Part man. Part machine. All cop. Those six words give you a pretty good idea of what to expect from 1987's futuristic action flick, RoboCop.

Push play to hear what RoboCop has in common with Jesus, R2-D2, and Batman. Plus we share our thoughts on Wonder Woman and Cars 3, and explain how Rotten Tomatoes works before deciding if RoboCop stands the Test of Time.

Jul 7, 2017

Tobey Maguire stars as your friendly neighborhood web-slinger in Sam Raimi’s 2002 blockbuster, Spider-Man.

Fifteen years after the movie's release, we discuss the physics of kissing upside-down, what Green Goblin has in common with Wile E. Coyote, and how Peter Parker gets in one little fight and his uncle gives him the whole "great power/great responsibility" speech. When all is said and done, we ask if 2002's Spider-Man stands the Test of Time.

 

Jun 30, 2017

A group of kids from the suburbs try to survive a night in the city in the 1987 movie, Adventures in Babysitting.

Spend some time with us as we talk about teenage characters played by adult actors, why everyone in Chicago knows what Playboy's Miss March looks like, and the difficult logistics of a club's "nobody leaves this place without singing the blues" policy. The kids may not get to bed in time, but does Adventures in Babysitting stand the Test of Time?
Jun 23, 2017

MTV’s dimwitted duo travel across the United States searching for their lost television in 1996's Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.
 
Listen in to a conversation that touches on the genius of Mike Judge, the universal hatred of hippies, and the missed opportunity of not having the Red Hot Chili Peppers animated into this movie. We also go through the highlights of the 2017 E3 conference before deciding if Beavis and Butt-Head Do America stands the Test of Time.
Jun 16, 2017

We’re 50 episodes in and we show no sign of slowing down. It’s kind of like we’re a never ending podcast, which is why this week, we're talking about the 1984 fantasy flick, The NeverEnding Story.
 
Join us as we reflect back on our truly awful original logo, the mistakes we've made over the course of the show's 50 first episodes, and what we'd like to do in our next 50. (Hint: it involves more Macchio.) Then special guest Adam Pincas joins us to ask the tough questions about The NeverEnding Story. Why does the Nothing want to destroy everything? How can you be super sad and not get swallowed by the Swamp of Sadness? And doesn't this story in fact have a clearly defined ending? 
 
In our biggest and boldest episode yet, we dare to find out if The NeverEnding Story stands the Test of Time.
Jun 9, 2017

Ancient Egyptians practiced the art of mummification so the deceased could stand the test of time over thousands of years. But how does the Brendan Fraser movie The Mummy hold up after just 18 years?

To find out, we analyze the way the mummy "recomposes," the correct number and order of the plagues, and how this movie features more kissing talk than an episode of Saved by the Bell. Plus we discuss Irish slang and pay tribute to the late Roger Moore as we find out if 1999's The Mummy stands the Test of Time.

Jun 2, 2017

Convicts take over an airplane in the 1997 action flick, Con Air. (Get it? Cons? In the air? Con Air?? Pretty clever!)

Join us as we talk about Nicolas Cage's constantly-changing Southern accent, Steve Buscemi's inherent creepiness, and a word that's completely vanished from the vernacular. Plus we ponder what impact Joss Whedon will have on Justice League as we find out if Con Air stands the Test of Time.
May 26, 2017
 
Ripley returns to battle an entire army of aliens in the big-budget sequel, titled—appropriately enough—Aliens.

We start off by talking about sequels that changed their franchise, then segue into sequels that ruined their franchise. We celebrate the music of the late James Horner, ponder if James Cameron was an inspiration to Ke$ha, and show how James Brief is the ultimate bachelor stereotype. In the end, we find out if Aliens stands the Test of Time.
May 19, 2017

In space, no one can hear you scream. So be grateful you’re not in space, on the run from a homicidal xenomorph that explodes out of your chest and bleeds acid.

This week, we ask the hard hitting questions about 1979's Alien. What are the drawbacks of having a mouth inside your mouth? What's the best way to choke someone with a magazine? And would "Space Truckers" have been a better title?

We also talk about our feelings on the Star Wars Episode IX release date and our hopes for Indiana Jones 5 before determining if Alien stands the Test of Time.

May 12, 2017

Dennis Quaid travels deep inside Martin Short in the 1987 movie, Innerspace.

Listen as we discuss comedies that put the "slap" in "slapstick," the pros and cons of running the projector in science class, and how a little hand-to-hand combat can go a long way. Plus our resident doctor analyzes how medically accurate this Oscar-winning (!) movie is as we find out if Innerspace stands the Test of Time.
May 6, 2017

A group of senior citizens find an extraterrestrial fountain of youth in the 1985 film, Cocoon.

In this episode, we chat about James' family connection to Brian Dennehy, Steve Guttenberg's sex appeal, and the way Wilford Brimley pronounces a certain disease. We also discuss how a sequel can tarnish the movie that preceded it as we decide if Cocoon stands the Test of Time.
Apr 28, 2017

Super spy Austin Powers is figuratively and literally frozen in the 1960's, only to find that the world has drastically changed without him.

Grab your favorite Swedish-made penis enlarger pump as we chat about our favorite Saturday Night Live cast members, the inspiration for Dr. Evil's accent, the disturbing real life story of Random Task, and the movie's decidedly creepy romance. At the end of this "podcast," we ask if Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery stands the Test of Time.

Apr 21, 2017

Two ditzy best friends head back to their hometown ten years after graduation in Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.

This week, we're talking about how social media has ruined reunions, the awesomeness of Justin Theroux, and the awfulness of Mira Sorvino's accent. We also come up with a name for a potential podcast after-show as we determine if Romy and Michele's High School Reunion stands the Test of Time.
Apr 14, 2017

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his ass to Mars in the big budget sci-fi action flick, Total Recall.

We analyze the likelihood of mutants on Mars, ponder the use of "credits" as the official currency of sci-fi movies, and ruminate on the most hapless victim to ever get caught in the middle of a fictional firefight. And yes, we talk about the three-breasted woman before deciding if Total Recall stands the Test of Time.

Apr 7, 2017

Telling the story of a convenience store employee working on his day off, 1994’s Clerks was Kevin Smith’s indie, black and white debut.

Listen as James somehow connects Aladdin to DuckTales to Jersey Shore to Clerks, Alan complains about New Jersey, and we both wonder what exactly it means to be an Asian design major.

At the end of our only episode with a lengthy conversation about necrophilia (so far), we find out if Clerks stands the Test of Time.
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