Dec 27, 2019
A cruise ship capsizes, and a handful of passengers do all they can to survive.
This week, we discuss climbing Christmas trees in high heels, movies that make you hold your breath, and where to pee on a sinking ship (spoiler alert: you can pee anywhere.) We also discuss 2019's billion dollar blockbusters before finding...
Dec 20, 2019
The Empire’s built a second Death Star, but Luke, Leia, and Han are on a mission to restore peace to the galaxy… with some help from the adorable Ewoks (the cutest creatures this side of Baby Yoda!)
This week, we talk about what Leia has in common with Moses, the Empire’s terrible dental plan, and how Jabba’s...
Dec 13, 2019
Darth Vader and the evil Empire make life unpleasant for our heroes. Luke loses his hand, Han becomes a wall ornament, and Leia kisses her brother on the mouth. (OK, that's not Vader's fault, but still...)
Dec 6, 2019
A farm boy, a princess, and a scoundrel team up to save the galaxy in what just might be the most influential movie ever made.
The force is with us as we talk about the Jawas' business model, if space lasers count as ammo, and an absolutely awful idea for a Disney+ show. This *is* the podcast you’re looking for as we...
Nov 29, 2019
A "rapper" tries to romance a small town girl. But they’re very different people: she’s a college-bound honor student, and he’s… Vanilla Ice.
This week, we talk about flying silent motorcycles, inspirational messages to stay in school, and how to pronounce Stüssy. This garbage movie DEFINITELY doesn’t stand...